Vol. I · Issue 01 · 2026
Arch Buys Houses
St. Louis, Missouri
An honest offer for your house

Sell the house.
Keep the rest of your life.

A fair cash offer — the first time, in writing — from two people who actually live in St. Louis. No fees. No repairs. No agents standing between you and the close.

I.
Chapter I · The situation

A house can become a weight you didn’t plan for.

Inherited after a death. Vacant across state lines. Mid-rehab with no more rehab money. A tired rental with tired tenants. A quiet split that needs to stay quiet. A sale that can’t wait for a perfect showing season.

These are the houses we buy. We pay cash, close on your calendar, and leave you with one less thing on the list.

II.
Chapter II · How it works

Three steps from hello to closed.

  1. 01
    You tell us about it.

    Address, condition, timeline. Takes two minutes in the chat — less if you already know the answers.

  2. 02
    We come back with a number.

    Usually within 24 hours, always within 48 — in writing. No hard sell, no pressure to decide on the phone.

  3. 03
    You pick the close date.

    A week, six months, or any Tuesday in between. Walk away with a cashier’s check.

We close when we say we’ll close.

— The Arch Buys Houses policy
III.
Chapter III · What we don’t do

A short list of things we won’t put you through.

  • We don’t assign contracts to strangers. You sell to us. Our name is on the contract and our check clears at closing.
  • We don’t lowball and re‑trade. Our first number is our last number, barring something unexpected in the walkthrough.
  • We don’t ask you to clean, stage, or show. Leave what you’re leaving. Take what you’re taking. We’ll handle the rest.
IV.
Chapter IV · Who we are

Two locals. Not a call center. Not a hedge fund.

Brandon and Anthony are St. Louis operators — about thirty years combined buying and repairing houses in this metro, and zero investors they report to.

When you work with us, you work with us. No hand‑off to a closing team across the country. No “assignment fee” on your HUD statement you weren’t warned about. Just two people, a local title company, and a date on the calendar.

V.
Chapter V · Where we buy

Across St. Louis County and most of the surrounding metro.

From Kirkwood to Florissant, Maplewood to Chesterfield, the Hill to Town & Country. If you’re not sure we work your area, the chat is the fastest way to find out.

The conversation

Tell us about your house.

Use the chat in the corner. Two minutes. No account, no form, no spam afterward — just the question, a number, and whatever you decide to do with it.